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Top 10 reasons why you should not come to Japan to work

  1. You will more than likely be wiping snotty kids noses than teaching English.
  2. If you don’t know any Japanese and we don’t mean good morning and how much is this you are going to hate it.
  3. If you are coming to Japan to make money you have over shot the mark. You have to go West to Korea since that is where the money is being made these days.
  4. Once again referring back to the language thing if you can’t read Japanese (and we are talking Kanji here folks) you may make the mistake of buying some food that glows a nice lime green in the dark.
  5. The old story of getting all kinds of hot Japanese chicks….. well sorry to burst your bubble but the only tail you will be getting is the 30+ crowd aka the freaks of Japanese society. Since in Japan if you are a woman and haven’t been snapped up by 30 well…. lets put it this way things ain’t looking so good for ya.
  6. Unless you live in Okinawa you are going to hate the fact that you can see your own breath inside your apartment in the winter time.
  7. Ah summer time when you get crammed inside a nice packed full train filled with guys wearing 3 piece suits and no pit grease (get where I am going with this one 😉
  8. You will be without any true friendships like you had back at home. Oh trust us the Japanese will come crawling out of the woodwork to be your friend so you can be their shiny new English speaking friend. Ahhh thanks but no thanks.
  9. You will suddenly be 3 years old once again not being able to do anything without someone assisting you. (Get the hydro hooked up, get a cell phone, get an apartment good luck with that one unless you don’t mind living in the leper colony apartments they have set up specifically the “foreigners.”
  10. Imagine a country not a state the size of ummm California with a population of  over 125 million people in it….need I say more.

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Now for anyone whom as ever made the trip over here to Japan one thing that pretty  much everyone and their dog notices is the over abundance of high end brand items.

You would be pretty hard pressed to not walk down the streets of any city and see those damn ugly brown and gold LV bags.

Be it purses,wallets, backpacks you name it you will see the brown ugliness pretty much everywhere you look.

Now if you are completely unfamiliar with the Japanese culture and live for example in the United States your first thought would be man there is a whole shit load of fake LV over here.

Well I am not naive enough to not think that some of them yes are knock offs but a vast majority of them are real as the day is long.

Which would leave on to think then how the hell are they able to afford all of that stuff?

Well folks the reality is that most Japanese live with their folks rent free and when I say rent free I mean an all inclusive package.

Their mama’s still do their laundry prepare their lunches and some even pay for their cell phones.

Yet they are working at a full time job bringing in around 2-3 grand a month

Yes folks life ain’t so bad in Japan.

So with that kind of cash lying around they can afford to pay the outrageous prices for that brown ugliness.

That and eat out and go drinking pretty much anytime they want.

Now some of you might be thinking well what happens if you get yourself a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Well that ain’t a problem over here either since Japan has you covered via their love hotels.

The hotels that you rent by the hour to do the deed.

Since chances are if your mother is a house wife she ain’t going to be going out for any extended periods of time that you can get together with your significant other and bump uglies.

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